可我不用笑了明天我就走人了
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a
series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly.
Everybody, that is, except Mike.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss
said, "What's the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?"
"My sense of humor is fine," he said. "But I don't have to laugh. I'm
quitting tomorrow."
老板扎到一群喝著咖啡的工人堆里，講了一連串他最近聽來的笑話，每個人都聽
得哈哈大笑。每個人都笑，除了邁克。
老板留意到邁克沒啥反應，就問：“怎么了，邁克？沒點幽默感嗎？”
“我幽默感挺好的，”邁克說，“可我不用笑了，明天我就走人了。”
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