外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹44：教育階段 (中英)
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”
一天工程系的主任走進一個班，說道:“早上好。”
The whole class chorused" Good Morning”
全班齊聲回復:“早上好。”
"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.
“你們是大一的吧?”主任問道。
One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
一個膽子比較大的同學問主任是怎么知道的。
"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”
“嗯，”主任說，“如果是大一的新生，當我向他們問早上好的時候，他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學生，他們會輕輕地合上課本，然后集體望著我。大三的學生則會從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然后馬上又繼續讀書了。大四的學生則會對我視而不見，繼續看書。至于研究生班的學生，我向他們問早上好，他們就會把這句話寫在筆記上。”
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