外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹43：與上帝為伍 (中英)
A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.
一個(gè)農(nóng)民買了一塊破舊荒廢的農(nóng)場(chǎng)，他準(zhǔn)備把這塊農(nóng)場(chǎng)變成興旺的園林。然而目前這塊地是雜草叢生，房屋破舊不堪，四周的籬笆也是東倒西歪。
During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”
在他第一天工作的時(shí)候，城里的一個(gè)傳教士給他送去了祝福:“愿上帝與你一起實(shí)現(xiàn)你的夢(mèng)想吧!”
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.
幾個(gè)月以后，那個(gè)傳教士又一次來(lái)到農(nóng)場(chǎng)，快看那，這里與上次相比簡(jiǎn)直是天壤之別。房屋重新修好了，條件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在歡快地吃著青草，地里的莊稼也整整齊齊的排列著。
"Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"
“太神奇了”，傳教士驚呼道:“看那，上帝和你一起實(shí)現(xiàn)了你的夢(mèng)想!”
"Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，教士，”那個(gè)農(nóng)民說(shuō)道:“可你也要記住當(dāng)初這個(gè)農(nóng)場(chǎng)只由上帝一人支配的時(shí)候是個(gè)什么樣子!”
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