從未來訪
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says， “Six weeks ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home， get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. ”
“I didn't？” the doctor says.“ Then what are you doing out of bed？”
Notes：
（1） spot v.（從很多人或物中）認出；看出
（2） mall n.集市
Exercises：
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① Where did the guy see his doctor？
A. in the barber's
B. in the shopping center
C. at the railway station
D. in the hospital
② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor？
A. two weeks
B. three weeks
C. more than a month
D. more than two months
③ What had the doctor told him to do？
A. to stay in bed
B. to have a nice sleep
C. to go home
D. to call him again
④ We can see from this passage that_____ .
A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy
B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time
C. the guy was very angry with the doctor
D. the doctor did call upon the guy
⑤ What had been the guy's problem？
A. He had caught a cold.
B. He had had a mental problem.
C. He needed a good rest.
D. He had been homesick.
從未來訪
一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：“六周以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥床直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。”
“我沒去嗎？”醫生說，“那你現在下床干什么？”
練習參考答案：
①B②C③A④B⑤C
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