趣味英語：十大經典店鋪口號
1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
一家消聲器店外："根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！"
2.outside a hotel: "help! we need inn-experienced people."
酒店門外："幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。"
3.on a desk in a reception room: "we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
接待室的桌上："三個一輪！我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員！注：第二個剛剛離開。"
4.in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!"
獸醫的候診內："稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動！"
5.at the electric company: "we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you don't you will be."
在電氣公司："如果你送來鈔票，我們會很高興；如果你不送，就會被斷電。"
6.on the door of a computer store: "out for a quick byte."
電腦專賣店門上："出去找一個更快的字節。"
7.in a restaurant window: "don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
餐館櫥窗："別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯！"
8.inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
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