但是首先我不想減去另一個12磅
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A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."
一天一個剛結過婚的女人在街上碰到一個朋友,朋友問她婚后如何.
"非常不好.他吃飯象個豬,從來不洗澡,并且把他的ZHANG衣服丟的滿屋都是，他讓我惡心的吃不下飯。”
“這樣啊”朋友說“你為什么不離開他呢？”
“我想啊”她開始說，“但是首先我不想減去另一個12磅。”
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