外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹42：疼痛之極 (中英)
A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."
一個傷痕累累的建筑工人沖進了一家醫院，醫生馬上讓護士去拿止痛藥，“不必麻煩您了，醫生。”那人說道，“比這更痛的傷我都經歷過了。”
"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.
“比現在的傷還要痛嗎?”醫生問。
"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thing snapped shut on my balls."
“我先說說讓我感到還不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打獵的時候突然想要大便，于是就脫掉褲子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夾子絆倒了，那東西夾住了我的皋丸。”
The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"
醫生聽后顫抖了一下，說道“太可怕了，那告訴我什么又是最痛苦的事呢?”
"When I reached the end of the chain."
“當我摸到鎖鏈盡端的時候。”
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