不同年齡段的征婚標準①——22歲年齡段
"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.
When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit…
I came across this joke today. It’s absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
"你理想的男友是什么樣的"或"你理想的女友是什么樣的"是大多數男孩或女孩在尋找伴侶的時候提出的問題。
當你還年輕的時候標準定的相當高，但是隨著年紀的增長，不得不一點一點的降低你的標準。
今天偶然看到一個笑話，雖然是玩笑但非常真實。
What I Want in a Man-Original List（age 22）:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
我理想的男友標準-原版（22歲時）
1.英俊
2.有魅力
3.有經濟實力
4.善于傾聽
5.機智
6.良好的外形
7.衣著有品味
8.欣賞美好事物
9.充滿驚喜
10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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