加菲貓和歐迪的飲食-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:hum...garfield,it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.
喬恩：加菲貓，現在是飲食時間不用工作。
garfield:oh,thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you!
加菲貓：哦，謝謝，謝謝，謝謝，謝謝你！
garfield:hey,odie,do you know what they put in dog food?
加菲貓：你好，歐迪，你知道他們在狗食里放了些什么嗎？
garfield:dog food has lizards and yak lips.and gum that's already been chewed and aluminium siding...
加菲貓：狗食里有蜥蜴和牦牛的嘴唇。口香糖已經被咀嚼過...
garfield:and some stuff you wouldn't even want to know about.
加菲貓：有些東西你甚至不想知道啊。
jon:garfield!we're out of cat food.you'll have to eat dog food today.
喬恩：加菲貓，我們沒有貓糧了。你今天就吃狗糧吧。
garfield:okay.
加菲貓：好的。
jon:what's with odie？
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