愛睡懶覺的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:garfield,i worry about you.
喬恩:加菲貓,我很擔心你。
jon:i know you hate getting up...
喬恩:我知道你討厭起床。
jon:but,lynching the alarm clock?
喬恩:但是,鬧鐘被處以死刑了?
garfield:it had it coming.
加菲貓:這是它的報應。
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