45.A Call from a Frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.
Notes:
(1) frog n.青蛙
(2) psychic n.通靈之人
(3) semester n.（美國(guó)）一個(gè)學(xué)期
(4) biology n.生物學(xué)
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、誤（F）：
① A frog visits the psychic one day.
② The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged
③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.
④ The frog would like to meet her at a party.
⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.
45.青蛙的電話
青蛙撥打通靈熱線。電話中說(shuō)：“你將遇到一位美麗的年輕女子，她要了解你的一切。”
青蛙說(shuō)：“這太棒了！我會(huì)在舞會(huì)上遇見(jiàn)她，還是----？”
“不，”通靈者說(shuō)，“是在下個(gè)學(xué)期她的生物課上。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
①F②F③T④T⑤T
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