英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動1：健身運動(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
Unit 1 Working Out 健身運動
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇1：健身運動(雙語閱讀)
Work won't kill, but worry will.
操勞不喪身，憂愁愁煞人。
This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.
這個故事是關于另外5個醫生的故事，一天他們去打野鴨，這五個醫生包括一個全科醫生、一個兒科醫生、一個精神病醫生、一個外科醫生和病理學家。
A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.
看，一只鳥在頭頂飛過。
B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?
你為什么舉起槍又猶豫了呢?
A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.
我不敢肯定那是不是鴨子，我想我必須聽聽另一醫生的診斷意見。但這時鳥飛走了。
B:Look!Another duck.
看!另一只鴨子。
C:Why don't you shoot at it?
你為什么不打它?
B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.
(喃喃自語)我也不能肯定那是不是鴨子。并且那只鳥可能還懷著小鳥，我必須作進一步調查。
C:But the creature make good its escape.
但是那家伙從容不迫地逃脫了。
(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.
然后，是眼尖的精神病醫生看到了飛鳥。用肩頂住槍托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄準的獵物是什么。)
D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?
既然你知道那是只鴨子你還猶豫什么?
C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?
是啊，現在我知道那是只鴨子，可它自己知道嗎?
(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
最后，第四只鴨子快速地飛過。這次是外科醫生把獵槍對準了天空。“嘣”一聲槍響，外科醫生放下槍口還在冒煙的獵槍，扭過頭，面無表情地對身邊的病理學家說。)
D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?
去看看那是不是一只野鴨，可以嗎?
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