英語笑話:急診
導(dǎo)語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“醫(yī)生，救命啊！你快點來吧！我10歲的兒子剛剛把鋼筆吞下去了！“
“好的，我大概10分鐘到20分鐘就到。”
“好，那。。。我在這期間應(yīng)該做什么？”
“用另外一只鋼筆。”
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