英語(yǔ)沙龍-開心樂園-05

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Driving carFather：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－h(huán)and turn．”Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing．”開車父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。”蘇茜：“沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。” 本文無注釋

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