外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹10:“孩子”的復數形式 (中英)
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?
老師: 湯姆,“男人”這個詞的復數形式是什么?
Tom: Men.
湯姆:男人們。
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復數形式呢?
Tom : Twins.
湯姆: 雙胞胎。
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