搞笑：語法被踐踏后，英語國家的廣告都說不清楚了
人們常抱怨國內學英語非常不方便，至少不能學到地道的英語表達。可是，是否英語國家里人們的語言表達就非常標準，非常地道了呢？任何人看了下面幾則絕對真實的英文廣告，我想都會瞠目結舌，因為廣告者給我們的是模棱兩可的信息。此時，語法絕對已被踐踏，唯一可依賴的只有直覺！
1. 裁縫廣告
we do not tear your clothing with machinery. we do it carefully by hand.
我們不使用機器撕毀您的衣服。我們會小心翼翼地用手撕。
(原意是要表達：我們不使用機器，以避免撕毀您的衣服。我們會用手工小心地修補衣服。)
2. 家政廣告
tired of cleaning yourself? let me do it.
厭倦自己洗澡了嗎？讓我來幫你洗吧。
(原意是要表達：厭倦自己打掃房間了嗎？讓我來幫你做吧。)
3. 寵物廣告
dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
出售小狗：不挑食，喜歡吃小孩。
(原意是要表達：出售小狗：不挑食，喜歡與兒童相處。)
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