奶油沒了不加奶怎么辦?
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服務員,來杯咖啡,不加奶油。
對不起,先生,奶油沒了,不加奶怎么辦?
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