完美的結局--雙語幽默笑話
one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."
一天，放學以后，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”
the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed（涂抹） . he was very angry and asked, "who did it? please stand up!" "it's me," said bob, "now, i can go home. good-bye, sir."
第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問：“誰涂的？請站起來！”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見！”
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