外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹94：如此鄰居(中英)

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Late for an appointment, I dashed out the front door and realized that I had left my keys on the kitchen counter. The back door was unlocked，but a six一foot wooden fence stood between keys and me. The car was parked so that I could stand on it to get up on the fence, but having put on my tightest jeans that morning, I couldn't get my other leg over far enough to reach anything on the other side.

約會馬上就要遲到了，我沖出了前門，接著意識到我把鑰匙落在了廚房的臺子上。后門沒有關，但是在我和鑰匙之間隔了一排六英尺高的木圍墻。車子就停在木圍墻的旁邊，所以我能踩著爬上圍墻，但是那天早上我恰巧穿的是那條緊身牛仔褲，無法把另一條腿叉開得足夠遠，以觸及圍墻那一邊的任何物體。

While straddling the fence, my dog nipping at my foot, I noticed a neighbor laughing at my predicament. Just as I was about to fall off and hope for the best, my neighbor cried, “wait” and disappeared into the house. Assuming he was going to get ladder to rescue me, I waited.

跨騎在柵欄上，我的狗不時地咬我的腳，這時，我發現有位鄰居正格格地笑我的窘境。正當我要跳下去，祈求上帝保佑之時，那位鄰居嚷道:“等一等!”旋即進了屋子。我琢磨著他是去拿梯子來搭救我，于是我就等著。

Minutes later he returned with his wife. "okay,”he yelled, "I just wanted Joanna to see this!”

幾分鐘后，他和太太一起回來了。“好了，”他沖我喊道:“我只是想讓喬安娜也來瞧瞧。”

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