外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹80：誤解(中英)

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During a trip to Japan, my friend and I stayed in an inexpensive hotel. After an exhausting day，we returned to our lodgings， tired and thirsty. We asked at the front desk in English to have two 7Ups sent to our room.

在一次日本的旅行中，我和我的朋友一起住進(jìn)了一家普通旅館。由于忙碌了一天，回到住所后，我們感到又累又渴。于是我們在服務(wù)臺(tái)用英語告訴了服務(wù)員給我們房間送兩瓶七喜汽水。

The drinks never came, so we went to bed, early the next morning, the desk clerk phoned: "morning call，seven up.”

但飲料遲遲沒給我們送來，于是我們就上床休息了。第二天一大早，服務(wù)員打來電話:“叫早服務(wù)，七點(diǎn)到了，該起床了。”

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