英語沙龍-開心樂園-12

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He must have a computerA mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”他一定有臺電腦一位母親給她５歲的兒子講上帝。“你知道嗎, ”有一天她對他說, “無論一個人在哪里, 在干什么事情, 上帝都知道。”小男孩睜大了眼睛看著他媽媽說, “哇。那他一定有一臺電腦。”本文無注釋

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