看笑話學英語38:Talking Clock會說話的鐘
聽笑話學英語38:Talking Clock 會說話的鐘
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現(xiàn)在是凌晨兩點鐘了！”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 gong [g??]
n. 鑼 n. 獎章
n. 鑼；鐘狀物；獎章
vt. 鳴鑼傳喚；鳴鑼命令駕車者停駛
vi. 鳴鑼；發(fā)出銅鑼般的聲音
eg:On the stroke of seven, a gong summons guests into the diningroom.
7點整，一聲鑼響召喚客人們進餐廳。
短語
Kaira Gong 龔詩嘉 ; 龔詩佳
Gong River 貢水
Lü Gong 呂公
Frank Gong 龔方雄 ; 龔福朗
David Gong 宮迅偉 ; 龔大興 ; 講師介紹
electric gong 警鐘 ; 電警鐘
fire gong 火警鑼 ; 火警鐘 ; 火警鈴
alarm gong 報警鑼 ; 警鑼
gong drum 銅鼓
2 den [den]
n. 獸穴，洞穴 v. 穴居
3 hammer ['hæm?]
n. 錘，榔頭
4 scream
vi. 尖叫；呼嘯；發(fā)出尖銳刺耳的聲音；令人觸目驚心
vt. 尖聲喊叫；大叫大嚷著要求
n. 尖叫聲；尖銳刺耳的聲音；極其滑稽可笑的人
eg:Women were screaming; some of the houses nearest the bridge were on fire.
女人們在尖叫；最靠近橋的一些房屋在燃燒。
短語
Scream 2 驚聲尖叫 ; 奪命狂呼
Death Scream 死神尖嘯
Yamagata Scream 山形尖叫 ; 片
T Scream 吉他搖滾 ; 黑色金屬 ; 硬搖滾 ; 硬核朋克
Scream Factory 怪物公司 ; 怪物公司專輯
Scream Pilots 吶喊舵手
Scream IV 驚聲尖叫
Dead Scream 死亡尖叫 ; 死亡之球 ; 破滅喘鳴
psycho scream 直到對
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