恐怖學(xué)英語(yǔ)的方法 雙語(yǔ)笑話
yes-爺死，
nice-奶死，
bus-爸死，
mouth-媽死，
jeeps-姐不死，
girls-哥兒死,
最后是was-我死。
他老爸在后面加了句kiss-氣死。
同學(xué)是某偏遠(yuǎn)地區(qū)的，英語(yǔ)發(fā)音一直不標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，老師英文也是發(fā)不準(zhǔn)，所以學(xué)生更是一口地道的土腔英語(yǔ)。 歡迎來(lái)論壇分享更多：
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