哪個離我們更遠--雙語幽默笑話
teacher: which is farther away---australia or the moon?
教師:澳大利亞和月球哪個離我們更遠一些?
bobby: australia.
勃比:澳大利亞。
teacher: why do you say that?
教師:你為什么這么說呢?
bobby:we can see the moon, but we can't see australia.
勃比:我們可以看見月球,但我們卻看不見澳大利亞。
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