I want it to be a surprise
Lady： I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk： What size？
Lady： I have no idea.
Clerk： Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on？
Lady： Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.
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