英語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)帶翻譯:胖大(雙語(yǔ))
Fat broad: I’ll been in a weight-loss program for 6 weeks
胖大:我會(huì)被制定6周減肥計(jì)劃
Sally: No kidding?How much have you lost?
莎莉:不是開(kāi)玩笑吧?你損失了多少錢(qián)?
Fat broad: $500.00
胖大:500美元
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