英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:胖大(雙語)
Fat broad: I’ll been in a weight-loss program for 6 weeks
胖大:我會被制定6周減肥計劃
Sally: No kidding?How much have you lost?
莎莉:不是開玩笑吧?你損失了多少錢?
Fat broad: $500.00
胖大:500美元
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