知行哈哈糖英語(yǔ)笑話之生活篇23：Good news 好消息（中英+）
Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C.,]the train's engine fell silent.
在紐約至華盛頓的半路上，火車的引擎突然沒聲兒了。
"I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced.
“我有好消息和壞消息宣布”列車長(zhǎng)通過廣播說(shuō)。
"The bad news is we lost power."My fellow passengers groaned.
“壞消息是我們失去動(dòng)力了” 同車的乘客們不禁抱怨了起來(lái)。
"The good news,"he added, "is we weren't cruising at 30,000 feet."
“至于好消息”，他補(bǔ)充說(shuō)，“是我們沒有在3萬(wàn)英尺上巡航”。
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