趣味圖片英語笑話:hamster倉鼠(雙語)
If the hamster hits the fish bowl, we sell the stocks, if it hits the big block of pate, we buy ...
如果倉鼠敲魚缸,我們出售股票,如果它擊中大塊餡餅,我們買
As long as he creates the kind of bottom line results that he does, he stays ...
只要他創造種最終成果,他就保持……
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