趣味圖片英語笑話：Mum, dad媽媽,爸爸（雙語）
Mum, dad ... I think you need to know, that ...
媽媽,爸爸……我認為你們需要知道,……
I'm a big, stupid idiot that only thinks of myself!
我是一個只關系自己的愚蠢的白癡!
After years of living as a closet douche, Derek comes out
德里克以壁櫥沖洗生活多年,出現了
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