外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹173：守門員(中英)
The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t playing. That Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “Hello ,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I replied. “Nice to meet you,” said the man. “I’m your father.”
我參加的那個地方足球隊要我在星期六的比賽中當守門員。可我沒能及時的填好登記表，所以沒能成為正式的隊員。所以他們告訴我，如果有人問我是誰的話，我就告訴他，我叫利斯·弗克尼，一名當時不在場的隊員。星期六那天，在比賽間隙，有一個男人出現在了球網的后面。他對我說:“喂，你叫什么名字?”“利斯·弗克尼。”“哦，很高興見到你，”這個男人說:“我是你爸爸。”
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