外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹174:請張開嘴(中英)
Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.
醫生:”請張開嘴,女士。”
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
女士:“非常感謝您,醫生。”
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
醫生:“為什么要感謝我呢?”
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
女士:“因為我的丈夫總是叫我把嘴閉上。”
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