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看笑話學(xué)英語58:Six or Twelve?六還是十二?

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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”
一位金發(fā)女郎走進(jìn)一家比薩店,她說想要一個中比薩,店員問她希望把比薩切成六塊還是十二塊。“噢,天啊,請幫我切成六塊。”女郎說,“我可不認(rèn)為我能吃得下十二塊比薩。”

英語單詞短語學(xué)習(xí):

1 blonde  adj. 亞麻色的;金色的;白皙的;白膚金發(fā)碧眼的

短語
So Blonde 金發(fā)美女 ; 金發(fā)桑妮 ; 金發(fā)莎莉 ; 金發(fā)女郎
Blonde Ambition 美眉的野心 ; 金發(fā)野心 ; 金發(fā)女的野心 ; 她的野心
Platinum Blonde 鉑金頭發(fā) ; 白金鑲邊 ; 金發(fā)女郎
blonde lace 絲帶 ; 原色絲花邊
blonde Joke 金發(fā)女郎笑話 ; 我們再來看幾個笑話
Blonde Wood 白色木香
Blonde Humor 金發(fā)女郎幽默
autumn blonde 金秋色 ; 秋季金發(fā)
Blonde Wig 金色假發(fā)

2 pizza parlor  必勝客  n. a shop where pizzas are made and sold
 

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