外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹186：導盲犬(中英)
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who'd seen everything remarked: "That’s extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
一個盲人和他的導盲犬站在十字路口上正等著過馬路。這時那個一導盲犬把腿抬了起來開始小便，毫無疑問盲人的褲子濕了。但是這個盲人卻平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個過路人對此很不解地說道:“你的脾氣真好，那條狗都作了這樣的事情你還拿餅干給它。”
"Not really，”came the reply. "I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
“不是這樣的。”盲人回答說:“我只是想知道它的嘴在哪里，這樣我就可以踢它的屁股。”
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