外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹189：隨你挑(中英)
Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?"
兩個從事信息技術工作的男子穿過公園，其中一個說:“你從哪里搞來了這么一輛好自行車?”
The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’ The first IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.”
第二個說:“我昨天在街上走，正在想我的工作，這時一個漂亮的女人騎著這車過來。她把車推倒在地上，脫下所有的衣服說:‘隨你挑。” 第一個男子點頭表示贊同地說:“你選的對，衣服不一定合適。”
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