Police Joke(8)
An old man was tired from riding his bike，and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against a tree，the driver said，“I have no room for your bike in my car，but I‘d like to help you in someway seeing you standing here in the hot sun.”After a few seconds of thought，the driver said，“I know what we can do. I have a rope behind my seat. I’ll tie one end of it to the rear end of my car and the other end to the front your bike. You ride your bike，and I‘ll give you this whistle. If I go too fast for you，just blow your whistle and I’ll slow down.”The old guy agreed to it. So off he went down the highway with the old man and his bike in tow. A little ways down the rode，a young lady in a bright yellow corvette pulls up next to them. She gives the guy in the red Vette the High Sign，meaning“you want a drag？”O(jiān)ff they go down the highway，100 plus MPH，the old man blowing his whistle like crazy. They zipped by a Highway Patrol cop sitting under a tree. The cop knew he couldn‘t catch them，so he called ahead to his fellow cop down the rode to intercept.“Car number 2，this is car number 1.”“Go head number 1，what’cha got for me？”I got a red and yellow Vettes come down your way doing hundred plus，can you intercept？“”Ten-four，Is there anything else？“”Yeah，you wouldn‘t believe this，but there is an old guy riding a bicycle blowing his whistle trying to pass.“
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