最有出息的兒子
在某個家庭聚會中，有四個信天主教的主婦在一起聊八卦。聊呀聊，她們就聊到自己的兒子。
主婦A說：「我的兒子是Priest(神父)，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)大廳時，人們都叫他Father(父親)。」
主婦B說：「哼！那沒什么，我的兒子是Bishop(主教)，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)大廳時，人們都叫他Your Grace(閣下)。」
主婦C說：「我的兒子是Cardinal(紅衣主教)，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)大廳時，人們都叫他Your Eminence)殿下)。」
主婦D慢慢說：「我的兒子身高185公分、兩塊大胸肌、翹屁股、一張帥氣臉，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)大廳時，所有的女人都驚叫“Oh！My God！”」
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