收回他說的話
Student A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
大學(xué)生甲：如果院長不收回今早對我說的話，那我就退學(xué)。
大學(xué)生乙：院長說的什么話？
大學(xué)生甲：他要我退學(xué)。
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