爆笑英語幽默笑話精74:Professor’s Logic教授的邏輯（英漢雙語笑話）
74. Professor’s Logic
74.教授的邏輯
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God’s existence.The professor presented the following logic:
大學生們在上哲學課，討論上帝是否存在的問題。教授給出了下面的邏輯推理:
"Has anyone in this class heard Gods Nobody spoke.
“班上有誰聽見過上帝嗎?”沒人說話。
"Has anyone in this class touched God?”Again nobody spoke.
“班上有誰觸摸過上帝嗎?”還是沒有人說話。
"Has anyone in this class seen God?"When nobody spoke for the hird time，he simply stated，"Then there is no God.”
“班上有誰看見過上帝嗎?”當第三次還是沒有人說話時，教授就說:“所以，上帝是不存在的。”
One student thought for a second，and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student’s response，the professor granted it，and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
一名學生思考了一下，要求回答問題。教授很好奇，想知道這個大膽的學生有什么反應，就同意了。學生站了起來，問了他的同學下面幾個問題:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"Silence.
“班上有誰聽見過我們教授的腦子嗎?”沉默。
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?”Silence.
“班上有誰觸摸過我們教授的腦子嗎?”沉默。
When nobody in the class dared to speak，the student concluded，"Then，according to our professor’s logic，it must be true that our professor has no brain !”
班上沒有人敢說話，這名學生總結道:“所以，根據我們教授的邏輯，我們的教授一定沒有腦子。”
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