爆笑英語幽默笑話精73:Philosophy Test哲學考試（英漢雙語笑話）
73. Philosophy Test
73.哲學考試
John and Tom chose the philosophy course this term.
約翰和湯姆這學期選修了哲學課。
The teacher said，“Boys，you need to take a test before you can get the credits.”
老師說:“孩子們，你們得參加一次考試才能得到學分。”
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see the result. "Well，”the teacher said，“Both of you got the same score except I’m going to fail Tom.”
他們就參加考試了，第二天，他們來看成績。老師說:“你們成績一樣，但是湯姆不能及格。”
Tom complained，“Don’t you think that’s prejudice or something?”
湯姆袍怨說:“您不覺得這是一種歧視或其他什么嗎?”
"Well，"the teacher said，“Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up，and John answered‘I don’t know，’and then when I looked at your paper. You answered，‘me either'.”
“好吧，”老師說，“讓我來告訴你們是怎么回事兒。你們倆的卷子都答得很好，但是在最后一道題目，約翰答道‘我不會’，而當我看你的卷子時，你答道‘我也不會’。”
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