外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹262:羅馬是什么時候建成的?(中英)
Teacher: When was Rome built?
教師:羅馬是在什么時候建成的?
Tom: At night.
湯姆:在夜里。
Teacher: Who told you that?
教師:是誰告訴你的?
Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".
湯姆:是您。您說過“羅馬不是在一個白天建成的”。
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