每日一笑（1.12）
Chief is at the wedding
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."
長官在婚禮上
大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。“但是警察”這個人說道：“我可以解釋的”。
“保持安靜”，警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。“但是，警察，我，，，”。
“我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。”幾小時后，警察向監獄里看了看說道“算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。”
“你確定”在牢房里的這個人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。
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