英漢雙語笑話：Wings 翅膀
Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly."
翅 膀
一天，我工作的炸雞店在關(guān)門前出現(xiàn)了一陣搶購狂潮，結(jié)果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了。當(dāng)我正準(zhǔn)備鎖門時(shí)，一名喝醉了的旅客進(jìn)來要進(jìn)餐。我問他翅膀行不行，他從柜臺(tái)上靠過身子來，回答道：“女士，我到這兒來是吃東西的，不是要飛！”
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