外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹212：金婚紀(jì)念日(中英)
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
一對夫婦正在慶祝他們的金婚紀(jì)念日，他們多年平靜的生活，成為小鎮(zhèn)上流傳的佳話，一個小報記者要求采訪他們這段長久而幸福的婚姻的秘密。
"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' .We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”
“這要從我們的蜜月說起，”男的說，“我們?nèi)ヂ眯辛舜髰{谷，而且用騾子馱著行李走到了谷底，我們沒有走多遠(yuǎn)，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說:‘這是一次’。我們繼續(xù)走遠(yuǎn)了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說:‘這是第二次’。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從背包里拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對待那頭騾子，可她看著我平靜地說‘這是第一次”，。
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