每天你都會收我喝咖啡的錢

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Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for the seat and the cup 。

顧客：“每天你都會收我喝咖啡的錢，要是今天咖啡免費吶就太完美了”
服務員：但是我們會向你收位子占用費和使用杯子的費用。”

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