外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹261：父親的職業(中英)
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
小學老師正在問孩子們他們雙親的職業。
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”
迪米站起來說:“我母親是名醫生。”
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is Professor!”
莎拉站起來說:“我父親是位教授。”
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My ad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”
小約翰尼站起來說，“我爹地在妓院演奏鋼琴。”
The teacher couldn’t believe what she ad just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.
老師不敢相信她所聽到的話，于是她決定晚上給小約翰尼的爸爸打電話問個清楚。
When she told him what Little Johnny had said，he told her, "Actually. . . I’m an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven一year old?"
等她告訴小約翰尼的父親后，約翰尼的父親對她說，“事實上，我是一名律師，但我怎么能向一個七歲的小孩解釋清楚這個職業?”
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