世上每個人死后都來到天堂。
Two Lines In Heaven
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上每個人死后都來到天堂。
上帝過來說道：“我要所有男人排成兩排，一排是在人間管得住他們女人的，而另一排是聽命于女人敲打的。還有，我讓所有女人都到圣彼得那兒去。”
說完就干，排成了兩排。聽命于女人的隊伍排出去100多里地，而管得住女人的隊伍只有一個人。
上帝氣瘋了，說：“你們這幫男人真該無地自容，我照自己的樣子創造了你們，你們卻都挨老婆打罵。瞧瞧我唯一站在那邊的兒子，真讓我驕傲。跟他學著點兒！我的兒啊，告訴他們，作為唯一站在那排的人，你是怎么做到的？”
那人說：“我哪知道哇，我老婆交代我要站這兒的。”
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