有人想要一個特別干凈的盤子嗎
Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you come?"
Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her.
Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you."
"All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.
There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"
皮特十歲了，有天他朋友保羅對他說：“周六我要辦個生日宴會，皮特，你能來么？”
皮特問媽媽，媽媽說：“行，你可以去。”媽媽還打電話告訴了保羅的媽媽。
周六下午皮特去赴宴之前，媽媽對他說：“聽著皮特，別忘了禮數噢。別跟人要吃的啊，要等別人拿給你。”
“知道了，媽媽。”皮特答應著，騎上自行車就去了保羅家。
有很多小孩參加聚會，他們一塊兒玩了個把鐘頭后，保羅的媽媽給了他們些吃的，卻忘了分給皮特。皮特很客氣地等了一會兒，最后他把盤子舉得高高的，大聲說：“有人想要一個特別干凈的盤子嗎？（這兒有個特別干凈的盤子，誰想要哇？）”
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