Computer Joke(7)
New customer to Tech Support：“It says，hit any key and when I do that nothing happens‘。
Tech Support：Can you try again and tell me what happens？
Customer：‘Tried but nothing“
Tech Support：“What key did you hit？
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied：Well，first I tried my car key and just now my office key.
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