Computer Joke(8)
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A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct，animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.“The one on the left costs $500，”says the store owner.“Why so much？”asks the customer.“Because it can program in C，”answers the store owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told，“That one costs $1500，because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology.”
The startled man then asks about the third monkey.“That one costs $3000，”answers the store owner.“3000 dollars！！”exclaims the man.“What can that one do？”
To which the owner replies，“To be honest，I‘ve never seen it do a single thing，but it calls itself a Consultant.”
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