英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrong judgement 判斷失誤（中英雙語(yǔ)）
85.Wrong judgement
85.判斷失誤
The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall，drinking coffee, "How much do you make?" he demands.“Eighty dollars a day,“is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says，“Get out,and don't come back!"
工廠的老板下廠來(lái)檢查，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)人倚著喝咖啡，這使他感到很吃驚。“你一天掙多少錢?"老板問(wèn)。"80美元一天。”那人回答。老板遞給他80美元說(shuō);“你走吧，不要再來(lái)上班了。”
Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks,"Where's the delivery man who was just here?"
兩分鐘后，工頭進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn):“剛才在這兒的郵遞員哪兒去了?”
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